Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Is it wrong to love irony more than your mother? What's that? You have to run and ask her? I knew it. You're hopeless.

Just like the hardest part of being a stand-up comedian is standing up, the hardest part of writing is writing.

I walked into the bathroom today and saw an empty "MONSTER" energy drink can CRUSHED in trash can. My first thought was that I am not cool enough to drink that. Now I think, Dane Cook definitely is, which might explain his fantastic and extensive body of work.

My brother asked me if I was just "going through a blog-o-phase". Hopefully, like bad Chinese food whizzing through my digestive tract, the need to poop all over the internet will end someday. I just can't say when. Sorry brother.


  1. i have no idea what's going on here


  2. My body is ill-equipped to drink and contain Monster, too... If I drank it, moonbeams of Incredible would shout outta my fingertips and harm, kill, or impregnate everything around me. And I'm just not ready for that.